{"id":320,"date":"2005-08-15T22:07:01","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T22:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ccgi.geraldyuen.plus.com\/?p=320"},"modified":"2007-03-01T22:20:03","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T22:20:03","slug":"humour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"Humour&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><font size=\"5\"><strong>the Wit<\/strong><\/font><br \/>\n<center><font size=\"1\">(66% dark, 19% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)<\/font><\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><center>your humor style:<br \/>\n<strong>CLEAN<\/strong> | <strong>COMPLEX<\/strong> | <strong>DARK<\/strong><\/center>You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you&#8217;re<br \/>\nprobably an intellectual, but don&#8217;t take that to mean pretentious. You<br \/>\nrealize &#8216;dumb&#8217; can be witty&#8211;after all isn&#8217;t that the Simpsons&#8217;<br \/>\nphilosophy?&#8211;but rudeness for its own sake, &#8216;gross-out&#8217; humor and most<br \/>\nother things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.<\/p>\n<p>I  guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff  writer.<\/p>\n<p>Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it&#8217;s also the best, in my opinion.<\/p>\n<p>PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart &#8211; Woody Allen &#8211; Ricky Gervais<\/p>\n<p>AND FINALLY &#8212; after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet &#8216;5&#8217; &#8212; <em>you must take this test next<\/em>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=6936188936100731841\"><strong>The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test<\/strong><\/a>. It&#8217;s not mine, but it rocks.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/users\/116\/944\/11694560292031626201\/mt1121288929.gif\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tr>\n<td><span id=\"comparisonarea\">My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <em>your age and gender<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"4\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"122\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"28\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <strong>81%<\/strong> on <strong>dark<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"149\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <strong>0%<\/strong> on <strong>spontaneous<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"14\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"136\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <strong>9%<\/strong> on <strong>vulgar<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tr>\n<td>Link: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=17565214125862764376\">The 3 Variable Funny Test<\/a> written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201\">jason_bateman<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/\">Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the Wit (66% dark, 19% spontaneous, 21% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you&#8217;re probably an intellectual, but don&#8217;t take that to mean pretentious. 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