{"id":574,"date":"2006-08-24T10:50:06","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T10:50:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ccgi.geraldyuen.plus.com\/?p=574"},"modified":"2006-08-24T10:50:06","modified_gmt":"2006-08-24T10:50:06","slug":"people-will-always-need-plates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"People will always need plates&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Beattie: Anthony? Oh congratulations on your exam results.<\/p>\n<p>Anthony: Grandma, I failed.<\/p>\n<p>Beattie: You failed? What do you mean you failed?<\/p>\n<p>Anthony: I mean I failed &#8211; Maths, English, Physics, Geography, German, Woodwork, Art &#8211; failed.<\/p>\n<p>Beattie: You didn&#8217;t pass anything?<\/p>\n<p>Anthony: Pottery, very useful.<\/p>\n<p>Beattie: People will always need plates. Anything else?<\/p>\n<p>Anthony: And sociology.<\/p>\n<p>Beattie: An &#8216;ology&#8217;, he&#8217;s got an &#8216;ology&#8217; and he says he&#8217;s failed. You&#8217;re a scientist&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; the brilliant boys. You know it&#8217;s the teachers who are wrong, you know they can&#8217;t mark, half of them can&#8217;t see.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beattie: Anthony? Oh congratulations on your exam results. Anthony: Grandma, I failed. Beattie: You failed? What do you mean you failed? Anthony: I mean I failed &#8211; Maths, English, Physics, Geography, German, Woodwork, Art &#8211; failed. Beattie: You didn&#8217;t pass anything? Anthony: Pottery, very useful. Beattie: People will always need plates. Anything else? Anthony: And&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more navbutton\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/?p=574\">Read More<i class=\"fa fa-angle-double-right\"><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geraldyuen.me.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}